I found an old stack of floppies, and while looking at the sliding doors from the top, I though "a USB port would fit in the space when some of the doors are slid back".
So I took the stack and a couple of USB ports, and cut holes out of 3 of the floppies.
Since I don't feel like writing a loooonnng drawn-out page about it, I jump right to the pictures:
At first glance, it looks like a stack of floppies
When you slide back 2 of the doors, it reveals a USB port
It with a USB cable plugged in
A view of the inside. Only small USB flash drives fit in it.
Another view of the inside.
